zhilbar | Odd memes.. but fun!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Zhilbar Room!

Keep your friends close, but your Zhilbar closer.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Zhilbar' at will to old ladies.

This thing is immoderately amusing.

In 2007,

Zhilbar (http://Zhilbar.livejournal.com) resolves to...

Buy new gods.
Tell my family about outer gods.
Give up flying.
Put fifty goddesses a month into my savings account.
Admit my true feelings to

ali_wildgoose.
Give up dragons.

..Um.

A few amusing moments, but for most of it..?

I'm fairly sure the appropriate statement is 'FUCK that.