Oh, come on. I'm only 14,000! I can't be going senile yet, I'm just hitting My stride! And this list was a favour to a mortal, I'll have You know.

...But just in case, any suggestions to try staving that off? I'd try nectar and ambrosia, but You saw how well that worked for the Greeks. Smiting everywhere, just for the hell of it.

Incidentally, how are You doing? It's been awhile, I haven't heard how the new Pope is working out.