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Things certainly seem to be in a party frame of mind in the Nexus, these days. A masquerade ball yesterday, a party thrown by Ultron after that, and a bacchanal by Leela tonight! I wonder if it's something in the Invocation Field... Ah, well. Hopefully, My sweet Emily will join Me for the last.

In any case, these "memes" seem quite addictive. One I gained from a few followers that has quite caught My fancy...


Pick a title for yourself in my little LJ family. Who do you want to be?
Wife?
Husband?
Pet?
Pool woman?

Reply to this with your title. Get creative! No repeats!! Repeats welcome.


I wonder just what the results will be. Skoal!

Date: 2005-06-24 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Chuckles*

And here I thought of you more as the neighborhood superhero.

After all, it was our lovely lady Ashu who tickled Genghis Khan to death.

Date: 2005-06-25 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashudastampedo.livejournal.com
*snerks*

So I can scare the children, like my hero, Milkman Dan!

Date: 2005-06-24 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercurialnature.livejournal.com
Neighbour who is always throwing loud, boisterous, fun barbecues.

Date: 2005-06-24 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Smiles*

And always welcome to do so so long as My soundproofing holds up so long as I'm at least occasionally invited!

See You at the bacchanal later?

Date: 2005-06-24 09:05 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-06-24 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veryverysorry.livejournal.com
Interesting little meme, this.

Date: 2005-06-24 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
Oh, quite, I think.

Just what would you have your role be? Oh, and please do be honest. After all, no reason to trick Me...

*Flashes His trademark charming smile*

Date: 2005-06-24 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veryverysorry.livejournal.com
I think the role I would choose is soon to be taken, my friend. *smiles pleasantly*

Date: 2005-06-25 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Stills, then looks at Her with sad, deep eyes*

Perhaps in "three score and ten," My dear. It surely would be worth pursuing.

Date: 2005-06-25 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veryverysorry.livejournal.com
She smiles, a quiet sort of smile.

It would.

Date: 2005-06-25 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leela1.livejournal.com
I'm gonna get into trouble for this, I just know it. *EVIL GRIN*

I'd be your babysitter..the one with the thigh-high stockings, the little schoolgirl miniskirt and the stiletto heels..the one you give a ride home from school in the rain, and the white shirt I'm wearing just goes see-through, so you can see my black satin bra underneath.

I'd even put my hair in a pony tail for it, and have pink lipstick, and always, ALWAYS carry a lollipop to lick.

Date: 2005-06-25 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Chuckles throatily*

You and Freud's Mom... Never know just what's going to come out next!

Date: 2005-06-25 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Enjoys seeing her wicked, teasing smile... and her lollipop*

Date: 2005-06-25 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leela1.livejournal.com
*holds it out to him* Wanna lick?

*pulling another cherry flavored pop out of her pocket*

Or... you can have this one

Date: 2005-06-25 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Fights evil humorous temptation... and loses*

*Giving in to His pranking side, He very carefully and very thoroughly licks the entire left half of Leela. With a forked tongue, He manages to be meticulous about getting every spot... and the darting, flickering motions of the two tongue-sections cannot help but give rise to speculations about other uses for them...*

*Fighting back a grin* Thank you, My dear. A lick was just what I needed.

Date: 2005-06-25 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leela1.livejournal.com
*stands there stunned and shuddering with pleasure, eyes almost rolled up in the back of her head.. small moans from her throat*

I... I cannot believe you did that to ...
*glares*

*storms off looking for a cold shower, or lake, or freezer to live in.*

Date: 2005-06-25 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Chuckles wickedly, and calls out to her retreating form*

You offered...

Date: 2005-06-25 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twitchnosewitch.livejournal.com
Hmm. Could I be your spunky-but-weird friend and dance partner?

Date: 2005-06-25 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Chuckles heartily*

And who could possibly do it better? I love it.

Date: 2005-06-26 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twitchnosewitch.livejournal.com
Why thank you, my dear.

I was considering "babysitter", but I don't think I could keep up with a goddess.

Date: 2005-06-25 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stiletto-blade.livejournal.com
The hot, but moody and unpredictable goth girl whose the daughter of your brother's second wife.

Date: 2005-06-25 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
Ah, My lovely niece. Good to see you again!

(But the question is, born before or after the second marriage?)

Date: 2005-06-25 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stiletto-blade.livejournal.com
*Smirks* Before the second marriage...she comes in as a teenager.

Date: 2005-06-25 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Chuckles*

Now just how did I know that was to be the case...

Date: 2005-06-26 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stiletto-blade.livejournal.com
*The smirk deepens* Just lucky I geuss.

Date: 2005-06-26 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressnaoko.livejournal.com
Hmm... The weird writer neighbour who lives on the other side of your home with her sister and is always observing and recording you?

**the reason for that is to write a fictionalized book about it

Date: 2005-06-26 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Looks at her oddly*

So you're the reason for all those tiny webcams...

There are some things you don't need to know about! Furthermore, quit making a profit off of My "total package!"

Date: 2005-06-26 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressnaoko.livejournal.com
Who said I sold them?

Oops. *Hides the tapes hidden in her room*
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