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Zhilbar finally mangaged to get finished with all the emergencies and urgent parts of His backlog to spend some time with His daughter. He considered several options, then thought: "Eh, I'll just play it by ear." Smiling, He went off to pick up His little fooch...

Date: 2005-07-23 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
So their feet can reach the ground!

As a matter of fact, honey, it's because there were so many animals eating the grasses that the giraffes started specializing in eating tree leaves, and as they switched over like that, longer and longer necks became the most useful adaptation. The longer the neck, the higher up on the tree they could reach!

Their knees are kind of knobbly and funny, though.

Date: 2005-07-23 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
*giggles* Yeah they are.

Do you think my neck would get longer if I stretch a lot?

Date: 2005-07-23 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
It'll stretch a little, yes, but not like that.

You see, Galenna, it took them thousands and thousands of years to get that way, and since giraffes don't live that way, they had to use breeding instead.

The taller giraffes lived longer and were healthier, and they had more children, The children were more likely to be tall, and they often mated with other tall giraffes. The combination meant that the children's children would be taller still!

It's an interesting design. I wish I had been one of the ones working on it, but...

Ooh, look! See the hippo? They're great fun!

They're really tasty, too!

Date: 2005-07-23 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
Oooh...

*she peers at the hippo* I've never had any! What do they taste like?

Date: 2005-07-23 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
Why, they taste like hippo, of course! The same way cow tastes like cow and not anything else, and how you can't explain chocolate properly to someone who has never tasted it...

They're a little bit oily, and rather fatty, but a rotisseried hippo is darn good eatin'!

Say, since we're just passing by, want to stop at the petting zoo over there?

Date: 2005-07-23 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
Oh yes, I'd like that very much!

Date: 2005-07-23 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
All right, then let us away!

*Smiling, He walked Her over to the petting zoo, then gave her 3 WHOLE DOLLARS in quarters to get feed for the animals there*

Now mind You, darling, don't feed too much to any one of them!

Date: 2005-07-23 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
*She feels very rich indeed, and gives her daddy a GREAT BIG hug* Thank you! And I won't!

*She scampers off, quarters tucked safely in a pocket, and is soon friends with everybody there, human and otherwise--any other kids she sees there who haven't anything to feed the animals get some of hers, because sharing is good!*

Date: 2005-07-23 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*He laughs, hugging Her right back*

You're a good girl, Galenna.

*Watching pleasantly as She makes friends with all the species of children that came to see the Earth exhibit including the humans, He smiles and spends a little time acquainting Himself with a pleasant chestnut mare. As many of His mortal avatars were expert ecquestrians, He rather liked horses... He didn't even eat them very often!*

Date: 2005-07-23 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
*Galenna, being quite in her element, will have to be told it's time to go before she leaves the petting zoo. In the meantime, she's having lots of fun; she's even managed to organize a game of tag. The goats are winning.*

Date: 2005-07-23 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*Chuckling, He finishes up with the horse, bidding it farewell.

Going over to Galenna, He touches Her shoulder to get Her attention.*

Ready to get back to our bear expedition, My dear?

Date: 2005-07-23 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
*Galenna smiles to him and nods* Ok!

*she gives all her new friends hugs before taking his hand to go, however*

Date: 2005-07-23 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*He laughs fondly at Her charming displays of affection, and leads Her out and on their way.*

Okay, Galenna, now We're coming up to the feline section. I know You like cats, so this should be very fun. Do You see the lynxes? They're small, but they're clever!

Date: 2005-07-23 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
I like cats a lot!

Can the lynxes talk like the ninja kitty?

Date: 2005-07-23 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
Sadly, no... all these creatures are unable to talk, honey. If they could put ideas together with words and have conversations, even as rudimentary as Athena the Ninja-Kitty can, they wouldn't be here. This is for those who aren't self-aware, whose thoughts are pretty much hardwired in from their instincts. Still, they're living things too...

Ooh, look at that! See the cheetahs on one side, and the leopards on the other? Can You tell Me what the differences are? I think it'll say on these plaques, if not!

Date: 2005-07-23 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
*Galenna pauses, quiet for a moment before looking up at him*

If they're living things too, why are they in cages?

Date: 2005-07-23 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
*He sighs. This is going to take a little time to explain well, but She's a smart girl... She should be able to get most, if not all, of why. Still, He thought He'd answer the immediate question now, and if She wanted to learn the reasons behind the reasons, He'd tell Her that too*

It's for protection, Galenna. It's to protect us from them trying to eat or maul or attack us, and it's to protect them from people trying to kill them for their teeth or skin or other such trophies; not to mention mean little children that poke at them and mean older people that tease them as best they can.

Also, they've been living in cages their entire lives, and if the cages weren't there anymore, they wouldn't be able to feed themselves. They'd starve to death.

Date: 2005-07-23 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childof2worlds.livejournal.com
Oh.

But...

Why put any animals in cages ever?

Date: 2005-07-26 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhilbar.livejournal.com
Well, the reasons for that aren't all that pretty, Galenna. You see, back in the old days, most people didn't move around that much; most didn't see anything besides the village they were born in... the animals had to be brought to them. THe rich people who didn't move around much had their own private zoos, while the groups that brought animals to other people were called menageries... but they both started with the same premise; hunt down animals, catch them, and take them away from their homes, then show them off to other people at a profit. These together eventually became some of the older zoos, as well as the basic concept of zoo.

The other reason is rather worse.

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