"Ganked" from Rosie, as is appropriate...

[zhilbar]

Another one of those curious "memes." Let's see what happens, shall we?

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word. No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

*Smiles, hoisting a glass* Here's to good fun and good friends!

Comments

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

*Grins knowingly* Oh, such a cruel and terrible fate!

Still, the rules are as they are... care to give it a whirl?

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

*smirks* How about 'helpful'? You can take that any way you like.

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

*Chuckles* Oh, I'll surely keep that in mind...

And is there any other 'help' I can offer at the moment?

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

That obvious, huh?

I was thinking about what you did to that klondike bar, how you made it ethereal like me... Can you do it the other way around?

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

What, bringing forth ethereal objects into the real world? Readily.. but people are a different story, should you wish to do it right. In the case of a ghost, for example, I would go with forming a body for them to inhabit, then instilling them in that body... fairly simple and readily done, but it does take rather in-depth knowledge of what the person should look like.

*Grins* Does this sound like something you'd be interested in?

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

Do you have to ask?

*tilts her head* I don't know about the in-depth knowledge; I think you've seen about all that I can show you. If you need a reminder...

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

Always good to check.

*Smiles a bit wickedly* I might, at that. Would such be any great burden?

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

Then yes, please.

*snorts* No, I can think of a lot worse. *smirks*

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

Then I think we can come to an agreement; make this happen.

But then... *Grins* There is something I would want in return...

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

Of course you do. Name your price.

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

*Phases ethereal, touches her ghostly cheek, and smiles* Just what do you have to offer, My dear?

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

I don't think you have much use for my services as a freelancer. *turns her head into the touch and kisses his palm* I can think of another thing.

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

Mmm... *Begins to softly stroke her hair as He moves in closer* While I don't sell your skills short, I'm afraid I'm thinking of another kind of "servicing" at the moment; another thing may be just the way to go. *Begins strokiing up and down her side with His other hand, lightly, teasing touches*

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

*bites her lip* Maybe I should have seconded that 'ranky' description after all. *wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him gently*

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

*Grins, and kisses back softly, warming as it went* A bit too late now, darling... *Pulls her close, rubbing against her*

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

*chuckles and pulls back slightly* Too bad. *trials her hands down his chest and then leans in to kiss his neck*

((*coughs* They're being smutty again. Do you mind using the fade out button?))

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

*And off our two lechers go, thence to have a fair bit of saucy fun. When next we meet, our fair Tex will have herself a new body to inhabit, and deciding which price she wants to pay: to become a worshipper of Zhilbar, or to gratify His lusts twice more at later dates as well as a favour unspecified. Tune in for the next episode of As the Nexus Turns!*

((Those two! They really need to stop that! Hope the fade-out was along the lines of what you had in mind.))

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

((Tell me about it. I thought Tex wouldn't be as smutty as my other character. *shakes her head*

*laughs* That works. Is it okay if I do a post to sages with this question and answer you there?))

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

((No problems here! However, please do try your best to avoid being too specific as to who's offering or what the options are; I'd rather that be private.))

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

((Alright, this is what I was going to post;

Tex isn't inside her normal robotic body as she enters the Nexus. In fact, she appears to be human again and she isn't even wearing her armour, although she still has her gun with her.

"Buenos dias co- Sages. I'm back and I have questions. Someone has been kind enough to restore me back to my body. Of course, all deeds have their price and they offered me a choice. I can either take on a long term task, or I can repay them in time with two known services and one unknown. I'm leaning towards the latter as the known services don't sound that bad. Opinions?

Secondly, does anyone know where I can buy or get MJOLNIR armour in this nexus? Preferable black, but I can always paint it later.

And lastly, anyone got any recommandations on what I should do first to celebrate my return into the solid realm?"
/post

Vague enough? I got to go for half an hour, if it's alright I'll post this when I get back if you're okay with it. Feel free to delete this comment if you want.))

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

((That sounds just fine to me. I had been considering whether armour would be tossed in as part of the bargain, but this should be more fun.))

[tex-freelancer.livejournal.com]

((There, I posted. Heh, that would have been easy. *g* I figure she can sweat a bit about getting her armour (character development and all) or she can strip the robot of its armour if no one has one.

Sorry, the comment below isn't by me but a friend of mine. I was proving to her that all my characters turn smutty. I didn't expect her to comment.))

[zhilbar.livejournal.com]

((No worries!))